Conversations with Asher

(Loud truck noise.)

Asher: What's that noise?

Me: That is a trash truck.

Asher: Beep beep. He back up.

Me: Yes, that's right baby.

Asher: Beep beep. Who got keys jeep. Vroom vroom.

Me: Yeah buddy! (Thinking: Missy Elliot should be here for this.)

(Two minutes later.)

(More truck noise.)

Asher: What's that noise?

Me: That is another trash truck.

Asher: Beep beep. Who got keys trash truck. Vrooooom.

(Ha! Love it.)